May 19, 2013
teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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May 19, 2013
awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

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May 19, 2013
detention:

queued~bye.

detention:

queued~bye.

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May 19, 2013

what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one 

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May 19, 2013

prettygoeswithanything:

t-e-x-a-s-b-e-l-l-e:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

she’s such a role model 

YESSS! EVeryone should stop shopping at this terrible place! Who’s with me!?

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May 19, 2013

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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May 19, 2013

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

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May 19, 2013

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May 19, 2013
"I looked at everyone and wondered where they came from, and who they missed, and what they were sorry for."

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via foolofasociopath)

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May 19, 2013
nouveaubleu:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

<3

nouveaubleu:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

<3

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May 19, 2013
jamjars:

updated version omg

jamjars:

updated version omg

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May 19, 2013

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May 19, 2013
heysimba:

sexcake:

boys do this to me

but they’re not calling you ugly.

heysimba:

sexcake:

boys do this to me

but they’re not calling you ugly.

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May 19, 2013

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May 19, 2013
yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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